fougasse provençale
Monday night, Alex and I attended a bris. (It’s okay, I’m giving you time to Google it.) The mohel (go, I’ll wait right here) had a bit of a stand-up comedy act going on — “It’s okay, folks, there’s still five minutes to tip-off!” — as did the caterers — “Pigs in blankets? Is this really necessary?” “I can’t believe you’re eating a pickle, Debbie!” — all which did nothing to alleviate the excruciatingly uncomfortable excuse to see, well, just the tiniest, cutest little man on earth who has quickly shed that, well you know, kind of underbaked looked infants have when they’ve just come out.
For a guy pretty much having the worst day in his life so far, he was a champ. Twenty minutes later, wrapped snugly in a soft blanket - this impossibly tiny burrito - his mother tickled the underside of his chin while he slept in her lap. Later, we went with a few others to the tasty Sofrito with two couples that seem to want a baby very soon and another that already has two (enthralling Alex with stories of their three-year-old who implores visitors to “eat his butt”).
“I’m taking a bread baking class on Sundays,” I told the mother. “It’s surprisingly exhausting,” I continued until I realized how ridiculous this must sound to someone who probably hasn’t had a non-child leisure time activity in over three years.
“Seriously?” the dad told me, “I have no idea what we used to do before we had kids. What did we do with all of that free time? We totally squandered it doing nothing! If I could go back, I would just do a million things. Or, sleep for days, yeah definitely that.”
And it’s funny because it’s one of the exact reasons I want to take this bread-baking class right now. Also, make impossibly complicated, not exactly necessary things, like croissants and wedding cakes. I don’t think anything exactly saves you from wishing you’d done more while you had that extra time to, but I think the idea hanging over my head that I won’t always have this absolute freedom we do now makes me want to get a whole lot more stuff in. I just need to work on that whole sleep part, next.
This Sunday, we made showy, pretty exciting free-form breads. The first, a fougasse, which totally sounds like a name you’d call someone who cut you off in traffic, involved us frying up 8 oz. of bacon at 10 in the morning and kneading the drippings into the dough, so you know it’s awesome. (I understand this isn’t entirely traditional for this provincial bread, but I dare you to complain.) The shape is one of the coolest parts.
Second, we made an Italian Bread Ring. I minced some fresh rosemary into mine and coated it with sesame seeds. Aside from getting stale quickly, this bread was one of my favorites to snack on Sunday afternoon. This one, too, has a show-off shape and like my beloved bundt, it makes it so much easier to slice.
Finally, we made country loaves, a total winner. This is one of those breads I’ve always wanted to make because it’s so basic, you can replace a lot of the flour with whole wheat and it’s still tender, and the shapes you can make it into — rolls, leafy knots — are almost unlimited. Also, it’s delicious.
All my prattling on yet again about babies and other doughy delights has left me with little room to impart more bread-making tips, so I’ll save them for next week’s final class.
Fougasse Provençale
Nick Malgieri, The Institute of Culinary Education
Fougasse, or ladder bread, is typical in southern France. Herbes de Provence include marjoram, oregano, thyme, tarragon and savory. It is almost possible to purchase a ready-mixed version containing lavender and fennel, giving the bread an almost perfumed quality.
2 envelopes yeast
1/2 cup warm water at 110 F
8 ounces bacon
2 cups water, divided
1 tablespoon herbes de provence
4 3/4 - 5 3/4 cups bread flour
1 cup whole wheat flour
1 tablespoon salt
1. Whisk yeast into 1/2 cup warm water and set aside.
2. Chop bacon and sauté until lightly browned. Do not overcook. Remove bacon, place on absorbent paper and blot off grease. Reserve and refrigerate 4 tablespoons of the bacon fat. (Butter can be used as a replacement if your, um, lard quantity comes up short.)
3. Bring 1 cup of water to a boil, remove from heat and add herbs. Steep 15 minutes and add 1 cup cold water.
4. Combine flours and rub in solidified bacon fat until completely incorporated.
5. Make a well with the flour and add salt, herb/water mixture and yeast/water mixture. Form a dough and knead smooth.
6. Place in an oiled bowl, cover and ferment until doubled. Deflate and knead in bacon. Cover dough and let rest 10 minutes.
7. Divide into 3 or 4 pieces. Place the first piece of dough in a lightly floured work surface and gently press and stretch it into a slightly elongated half-oval that measures about 8 inches across at the base. Transfer it to a parchment lined pan. Repeat with the remaining pieces of dough.
8. Use a pizza wheel to cut 2 slashes down the center of the half-oval, and 3 or 4 diagonal slashes on either side of the center slashes.
9. Cover the fougasse with a towel a repeat with the remaining dough.
10. Let the fougasses rest for about 10 minutes, and then gently pull in both directions to make the fougasse a couple inches wider and longer, opening up the slashes. Proof 100%.
11. Bake at 450 F with steam for 20 to 30 minutes.
Rustic White Bread
Nick Malgieri, The Institute of Culinary Education
From Nick: This bread reminds me of the rough country bread found throughout France and Italy. I like to shape it into a thick baguette (long loaf) to get the most crust. I also sprinkle the loaves heavily with flour after they are formed - this keeps them from crusting during the rising and also gives the baked loves an appetizing appearance.
2 cups warm tap water, about 110 degrees
2 1/2 teaspoons (1 envelope) active dry yeast
5 1/4 to 5 1/2 cups unbleached, all-purpose flour
4 teaspoons salt
1/3 cup flour for dusting the loaves
Cornmeal for the pans
2 small cookie sheets or a large (at least 11×17-inch) jelly roll pan
1. To make the dough, in a 3-quart mixing bowl place water and sprinkle yeast on surface, allowing it to stand for two minutes before whisking. Add the smaller amount of flour and salt stiffing with a rubber spatula until it forms a ball. Knead the dough by hand for 8 to 10 minutes until the dough is smooth, adding more flour if dough is too soft.
2. To mix the dough in the food processor, place the smaller amount of flour and salt in work bowl fitted with metal blade, adding water and yeast. Pulse repeatedly until dough forms a ball (if dough will not form a ball, add remaining flour a tablespoon at a time, and pulse until ball forms. Let dough rest 5 minutes, then let machine run continuously for 20 seconds.
3. To mix dough in a heavy-duty mixer, place smaller amount of flour and salt in bowl of mixer fitted with a dough hook. Add water and yeast and mix on low speed to form a smooth, elastic and slightly sticky dough, about 5 minutes. Incorporate the remaining flour a tablespoon at time if the dough is too soft.
4. Place dough in an oiled bowl (you may need to use a scraper) and turn dough over so top is oiled. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and allow dough to rise at room temperature until doubled. If you wish to interrupt the process, let the dough begin to rise, then punch it down, cover it tightly and refrigerate. When you are ready to proceed, bring back to room temperature until it begins rising again.
5. To shape loaves, scrape risen dough onto a lightly floured surface and press it to deflate it. Divide dough in half and shape one piece at a time. Press dough into a square, then roll it up tightly. Rotate cylinder of dough 90 degrees and roll up again from short end. Arrange dough seam side down, cover with plastic or a towel and let it rest of 5 minutes. Repeat with remaining piece of dough.
6. Dust pan with cornmeal. Roll each piece of dough under palms of your hands to elongate it. Work from middle of loaf outward, pointing the ends slightly. Place loaves seam side down on cookie sheets and dust each loaf heavily with flour, using about 1/3 cup in all. Cover with plastic or a towel and allow to rise until doubled.
7. About 30 minutes before you intend to bake the loaves, preheat oven to 500 degrees and set racks at the middle and lowest levels. Set a pan on the lowest rack to absorb some of the excess bottom heat and keep the bottom of the loaves from burning.
8. Holding a razor blade or the point of a very sharp knife at a 30-degree angle to the top of each loaf, make 3 to 4 diagonal slashes in each loaf. Immediately place loaves in oven and lower temperature 450 degrees.
9. After loaves have baked for 20 minutes and are completely risen, lower temperature to 350 degrees and continue baking about 20 to 30 minutes longer, until bread reaches an internal temperature of about 220 degrees. Remove loaves from oven and cool on a rack.







They all look fantastic, and I can only imagine how much fun this baking course is (despite how tiring it must be kneading multiple batches of dough). I assume that your friends and family are also happy that your taking this course, and it means multiple yummies in the future for them ;)
Too bad you guys are waiting a while to have babies. These posts would be a perfect way to announce a bun in the oven. Haha
The country loaves are my favorite. I’d love to have that recipe!
And Deb, I have to tell you, I think about my free time now and how much I should be enjoying it, because I know one day I’ll be a mom with a serious case of exhaustion.
How funny - I went to a Bris just last night! I had never been to one before, either. I love being a part of cool traditions like that.
I’m a long time lurker, and just wanted to let you know that I’m really enjoying the new site.
A mohel doing schtick at a bris? Oy…
The breads look awesome. In all of your cooking-related travels via the internetweb, any recommendations for a website that specialized in one-person cooking kinda stuff? Or so-easy-even-a-single-guy-could-do-it stuff?
you speak of the bris kind of nonchalantly. :) Wait til your son’s. You will be a wreck: I was. As strong as I thought I would be.
Anyway, I agree with your friends who wonder where their free time was spent before children– I used to bake bread on fall afternoons too.I am so glad you are appreciating your free time while you have it.
Ellie - My friends and coworkers are a spoiled, spoiled lot. I came home with EIGHT loaves of bread on Sunday. I don’t have the freezer space for half of that.
M - Bwahaha. Babies, bread, dough, snipping, kind of a theme, non? I always used to think that it was really gross and creepy the way that people spoke of babies being “delicious” and “edible”. Then I turned 30 and suddenly, they look like they’d be good with some BBQ sauce.
Kelli - I’m so glad it’s not just me.
Carolynne - Thank you.
Howard - Start with the roasted tomatoes and onions, if you like those ingredients and I’ll see what I can come up with for you. I’m working on something like that, actually. :)
Dana - Yes, watching the look on his mom’s face was the ultimate in torture.It was really hard not to cry for her. I turned to Alex and I said “I’m not cut out for this at all.” He’s pretty cute, though, I guess that makes it easy to forget a lot.
Aw, and to the person who just Googled “deb + smitten + where is she now?” I’m right here! Over here! [Waves arms frantically.]
What beautiful loaves of bread! I especially like that first picture of snipping the dough. Gorgeous.
You have completely convinced me I need to learn to bake bread; it’s the one thing I’ve never tried!
The one time I went to a bris, the mohel told me that he had saved the foreskins of all the babies he had circumcised. I told him that was really wierd, but he said that his wife asked him to do it, so he did, and he just gave the foreskins to her after each bris. After a few decades his wife surprised him with a wallet she had made out of all the foreskins! I thought that was kind of nice, actually.
Then he took it out and showed it to me. The wallet, that is. “The best thing about it,” he said, “is that when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!”
ba-dum-pum! Yes, I stole that one from Glenn Gutterman. Terrible huh. Sorry but the number of opportunities I get to bust that one out NOT apropos of nothing is, like, one. And this is it.
BTW I love the scissor imagery juxtaposed w/ the mention of the bris.
Natalia - I have the worst sense of humor. It took active, aggressive restraint not to use the seque “speaking of snipping”. Shame on me.
Jess - Do it! You’re going to love it. It’s like the best-tasting, smelling thing ever.
!!!! Hurricane M made me join MySpace!!!! MY. FREAKING. SPACE. I feel younger already, like I’m really in tune with the youths of today.
That is all.
Deb, these breads are amazing, I can only dream of making something as good as these. I think I should start doing a breadmaking class, i’m sure it will be a lot easier than child-bearing and rearing!
OMG…I think I gained 10lbs looking at the loaves. I swear if you go gaga over truffles on here I’m going to die! (From happiness)
PS…Deb on My Space…I can see the younger (tweenties) starting to cook already…a new generation of foodies are being recruited!
What did teh moyhl say to the rabbi?
This won’t be long.
I’ve never had the courage to attempt a fougasse. I am sooooo impressed!
I’m sure this sounds crazy, but Deb, I think I love you! No, not THAT way, but I think I want to be you when I grow up. (Granted there’s only like a year difference…) You have the best combination of descriptive words and pictures, so I’ve followed this/these blogs for awhile. I tried the rustic white bread this weekend. You probably can’t get much easier than that, but for my first time making bread, I was nervous. But it was perfect! Thanks so much and keep ‘em coming!!!
P.S. I had a Barefoot Contessa weekend besides the bread-tried a bunch of her recipes. They all worked. I think I need to start worshipping her, too. :)
hi, i know this post is old but i just recently found your blog. i love it!!! very entertaining and inspiring.
however, i kind of take issue with you speaking of a bris so lightly. i am pretty sure i read in one of your posts that you are jewish, so i get that this is a cultural/religious tradition for you, but circumcision is a really big deal. it is NOT something to be taken in jest. from a secular standpoint, you are removing a functional and useful part of a baby’s body, causing him excruciating pain. NOT funny!!
and from a religious standpoint (although i am not jewish) this is supposed to be a covenent, a very serious matter.
Jen — As much as I appreciate your lecture, you leave me a bit confused. I’m not sure if you expected me to be incredibly serious about it even as the rabbi cracked jokes, or rise up in revolt of a religious tradition, but either way, my comment section seems an odd place to voice your stance.
Hello,
First of all, lovely blog. Secondly, I made this bread (the rustic white one) and it turned out exactly as I wanted it, looked exactly like the pictures and tasted devine. Which means that you give good recipes and I am very glad, because this is getting rare in our days (God, I sound like an old person, and I am not). I might post it in my own blog soon, if that’s ok with you.
I just pulled my first loaf out of the over and split it open - INCREDIBLE! Thanks so much!