cream cheese marbled brownies
Last weekend, en route to the Professional Bull Riders Showdown at Madison Square Garden, and after some beers at what, without a doubt, must be the most sordid bar in Manhattan, Jocelyn’s roommate told me that even the sound of a baby crying could immediately bring on PMS-like symptoms for her. She’s that repelled by them. I laughed, because she’s damn funny, but then it hit me: earlier this month I held a friend’s 3-month old baby, marveled at his wrist-less arms and ankle-less legs (hidden beneath rolls, you see) and sniffed his tiny baby noggin and since then, I cannot stop eating chocolate. It’s getting worse and worse. What is usually just a two to three day bout of increased chocolate cravings every, oh, 28 days or so is incessant. Unending. Borderline obsessive, minus the borderline part.
And now we’ve graduated beyond the cookies that brought us no world peace to cream cheese-swirled brownies. I try, I really do, to offset the inevitably amassed results of the fact that I am incapable of avoiding the ingestion of cocoa mass: boiled brussel sprouts, dull vegetable udon soups, miles and miles of crunchy salads as well as distances on my other tormentor, the roller-blade like hulking machine mass at the gym, but all of this just dances around the fact that in the freezer, a few marbled beauties wait impatiently for our reunion. I mean, I couldn’t bring them all work, could I?
This isn’t really a new recipe, but an adaptation of the Cooks Illustrated Classic Brownie recipe I fell hard for a months ago. That was the point, after all, to find a dreamy go-to recipe and then tweak it to my hearts cravings content, which last night, came in twists and swirls. I spilled a small amount of a cream cheese mixture between layers of the brownie batter and circled it about with the tip of a knife. Playing with my food has rarely been this much fun. I had to add 10, maybe 15 minutes to the baking time to get the center to set. It’s not the first time I’ve had a hard time getting them to cook through and while I’m not sure if my oven runs cool (likely, and no pun intended) or if the recipe needs adjusting but I am sure that nobody complains about a stickier center, especially from the freezer, two at time, sometimes before noon. So, what’s Alex’s excuse?
Cream Cheese Marbled Brownies
Adapted from Cook’s Illustrated
Be sure to test for doneness before removing the brownies from the oven. If underbaked (the toothpick has batter clinging to it) the texture of the brownies will be dense and gummy. If overbaked (the toothpick comes out completely clean), the brownies will be dry and cakey.
For swirl
3 ounces cream cheese, room temperature
2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature
1/4 cup sugar
1 large egg
1 tablespoon all purpose flour
For brownies
1 cup (4 ounces) pecans or walnuts, chopped medium (optional)
1 1/4 cups (5 ounces) cake flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
6 ounces unsweetened chocolate, chopped fine
12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, cut into six 1-inch pieces
2 1/4 cups (15 3/4 ounces) sugar
4 large eggs
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
1. Adjust oven rack to middle position; heat oven to 325 degrees. Cut 18-inch length foil and fold lengthwise to 8-inch width. Fit foil into length of 13 by 9-inch baking dish, pushing it into corners and up sides of pan; allow excess to overhand pan edges. Cut 14-inch length foil and, if using extra-wide foil, fold lengthwise to 12-inch width; fit into width of baking pan in same manner, perpendicular to first sheet. Spray foil-lined pan with nonstick cooking spray.
2. Beat cream cheese and two tablespoons butter in medium bowl until light and fluffy. Gradually add 1/4 cup sugar and beat until well blended. Beat in egg. Mix in one tablespoon flour. Set mixture aside.
3. If using nuts, spread nuts evenly on rimmed baking sheet and toast in oven until fragrant, 5 to 8 minutes. Set aside to cool.
4. Whisk to combine flour, salt, and baking powder in medium bowl; set aside.
5. Melt chocolate and butter in large heatproof bowl set over saucepan of almost-simmering water, stirring occasionally, until smooth. (Alternatively, in microwave, heat butter and chocolate in large microwave-safe bowl on high for 45 seconds, then stir and heat for 30 seconds more. Stir again, and, if necessary, repeat in 15-second increments; do not let chocolate burn.) When chocolate mixture is completely smooth, remove bowl from saucepan and gradually whisk in sugar. Add eggs on at a time, whisking after each addition until thoroughly combined. Whisk in vanilla. Add flour mixture in three additions, folding with rubber spatula until batter is completely smooth and homogeneous.
6. Transfer half of batter to prepared pan; using spatula, spread batter into corners of pan and smooth surface. Pour cream cheese mixture over, then second half of brownie batter. Swirl the batters together decoratively with the tip of a knife. Sprinkle toasted nuts (if using) evenly over batter and bake until toothpick or wooden skewer inserted into center of brownies comes out with few moist crumbs attached, 35 to 45 minutes, watching carefully for overcooking. Cool on wire rack to room temperature, about 2 hours, then remove brownies from pan by lifting foil overhang. Cut brownies into 2-inch squares and serve. (Store leftovers in airtight container at room temperature, for up to 3 days, or, ahem, in the freezer until your resistance gets the better of you.)





I found a recipe very similar to this on epicurious, except it also includes a bit of almond extract (1 teaspoon maybe??) and chocolate chips mixed into the batter.
I LOVE love LOVE them!!! They are fantastic.
These chocolatel-y recipes should be illegal. Should I blame the babies too?
yuuuuuummm….these look fabulous. i’ve recently been eating cream cheese smeared atop thick slices of the dense chocolate loaf cake in nigella lawson’s “how to be a domestic goddess.” (if anyone’s tried it & has comments, do share…) now it occurs to me that i may as well just go ahead and mix the cream cheese into the batter, doh! what kind of chocolate did you use?
What glorious looking swirls of choco…Oh, we all have our crosses to bear! You do so well with this one.
Yeah, I vote for some choco chips in the next batter.
Those look awesome. Donna Hay’s Triple Choc Brownies are also TO DIE FOR. I made them at Christmas and my Mom said they were her new favourite holiday treat [trumping chocolate chip shortbread, lemon squares, and other assorted and beloved baked goods].
Here’s the recipe:
Triple Choc Brownies
by Donna Hay. Makes 20 pieces [allana’s note: ha!]
Ingredients:
185g (6 oz) butter
185g (6 oz) dark chocolate, chopped
3 eggs
1¼ cup caster sugar (superfine) [regular sugar works too]
2/3 cup plain flour (all purpose)
½ cup cocoa powder
¾ cup roughly chopped milk chocolate
¾ cup roughly chopped white chocolate
Method:
1. Preheat oven to 180’C (350’F). Grease a 23cm (9 inch) square cake tin and line base with baking paper.
2. Place the butter and dark chocolate in a saucepan over a low heat and stir until just smooth. Allow to cool.
3. Place eggs and sugar into a bowl and beat with electric mixer until light and creamy.
4. Fold chocolate mixer into egg mixture.
5. Sift in the flour, cocoa and mix to combine.
6. Add the milk and white chocolate then pour into cake tin.
7. Bake for 35 – 40 minutes or until set. [takes longer in my oven]
8. Allow to cool then cut into squares.
Deb, you’ve got another page in my web folder of *too cook for B*. I think I’m going to cream cheese on top and try to do a ganache/truffle center. I would like to thank you for post chocolate today, of all days, because it’s max stress time before the move.
Oh my…chocolate again! Thank goodness I can eat vicariously through your posts or I’d be gaining a million pounds!
Uh-oh, babies eh?
I crave chocolate, and sometimes the best I can do is give in, eat too much of one kind and then try to wait until I buy/make the next kind. So I will enjoy these lovely hazelnut, chocolate wafer cookies and eat too many. Then I don’t crave them as much; then I try to resist buying or making those tempting truffle-like brownies or chocolate rum torte for as long as possible:).
Just take solace in the fact that chocolate, really truly, is good for you.
that’s hysterical - my boyfriend and i went to the same show saturday night!! how awesome was it? i was riveted enough to eat an entire bag of cracker jacks! oh and the brownies just made me go from slightly peckish to ravenous!
Dear Debotchka,
Kindly stop trying to kill me.
Thank you; that is all.
Love,
Emma
Ok, so you’re THINKING about babies, I’m pregnant, and at the rate you’re posting about chocolate recipes, I’m NEVER getting rid of this “baby” fat I’m gaining by the second! Thank you very much! I’m still getting the ingredients for this tomorrow, to heck with baby fat!
i ate a nestle’s crunch bar everyday of my second child’s pregnancy. needless to say, he is the sweetest boy in the universe. You also reminded me that all my kids smelled like melted butter when they were babies — the best smell in the world.
Is this the same brownie you made a couple months ago, just tweaked? Can I say I just hate you, and get away with it?! LOL Naw, I don’t hate you… ;-)
My favorite brownie recipe twist as of late is to make my batter as usual, and then pour half of it in the pan, cover it with a layer of Andes mints, and then top with the rest of the batter. It’s delicious (and best straight out of the oven with minimal cooling time, in my opinion), and now I’m craving them once again.
If you’re freaking pregnant I am going to have Alex arrested
Omgosh! How can a blog be so beautiful… so hilarious… and yet so evil… at the same time? Logging onto your blog compels me to the kitchen unlike anything aside from Nigella Lawson’s show. Truly, great work! Keep up the chocolate! (Oh! - a little kitchy, I know, but have you ever sunk shards of Symphony bars into your brownie batter before baking? Yum…)
I found you through the Well Fed contest. Congrats on your (well deserved) win! I have only one question: will you pick up the tab for my online Weight Watchers subscription? :D
Brin
http://www.messythrillinglife.blogspot.com
Deb,
Your brownies look amazing. I have been craving so much chocolate lately and I’m impressed by that, since my whole life I was able to control myself whenever necessary.
I think you just found out what my problem is. :D
Well, my number 1 source for chocolate addiction is actually induced by YOUR blog!
Oh dear Deb, how am I going to sleep now under the constant fear of binging on chocolate while sleeping?
PS blame you for that! :)
Love
- fanny
Oh, you’re good - those are tiny brownies! Even to only have 2! I made walnut fudge from this month’s recipe in cook’s illustrated and attempted to cut them into small bites to reduce my intake. Nu-uh, no good. I eat them about 5 at a time, the best being a la mode over ice cream………… mmm… ice cream….
seriously, though, these look delicious. I’ve never made or even tasted cheese swirled ones, so I should try making these. These photos are great! My favorite is the third one down
I think blaming babies is the best excuse I’ve heard in a long time for obsessing about chocolate–your photos are inspiring something similiar in me.
Deb -
It’s your fault for holding a baby. Don’t you know that this is how they get you? Better double, no triple up, your birth control for the next year.
And I curse you bitterly for being able to bake anything that looks like these. Damn it. I can practically smell them…..
Oh, how I suffer….
I love how you cut them smaller so it’s actually not that bad! They look marvelous.
Funny, I spend time with my sister’s baby and it increases the realization that I’m not ready for a baby, but doesn’t make me want chocolate. Though it DID, however, make this morning’s attempt at a Bravo Blender for breakfast taste disgusting (it smells like his formula, ugh).
I just made these and they’re amazing! My husband and I can’t stop eating them and he’s raved about them–begged me not to take them into work. Thanks for the recipe!