Sunday, July 29, 2007

smitten kitchen two point oh yeah!

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I know what you’ve been thinking: this site’s great and all, but man, could it use some work. Why can I preview a comment before I post it? Why can’t I print this recipe? Why can’t I email this to my Aunt in Cincinnati who’s all “blob? What’s a blob?”

No, you weren’t thinking that? Well, I did, every day. But due to a combination of my FOP (Fear of Plugins) and my choice of WordPress as a platform, I had significant limitations. By the way, my FOP was very rightly founded, I’ll have you know. Friday night, when I was all, “Alex, you’re smart and techy. I’m, well, occasionally smart and fairly techy. Why can’t we just figure this damned thing out?” Even now, I want to go back in time and stop this conversation right there because five minutes later, I was hugging a pillow, rocking inconsolably in the corner, while Alex was sheet-white and sweating because we had somehow, with our combined embarrassingly vast knowledge of technology, managed to delete my entire goddamned site. Poof! What, you were looking for a recipe? Why not check out this “Index of/” instead?

That was fun. (Also, thank you Robert at Dreamhost. I love you, no I really do. Alex says it’s totally fine to flirt with the tech help.) And then we drank wine. And then a little more. And then, although I’d said we were “banned from touching the internet in any way for at least the rest of the weekend” after that scare, the wine, you know, convinced us once again that we could “figure this damned thing out.” Nobody can accuse us of not having wild and crazy Friday nights, eh?

So, a brief list of changes for those of you out there not snoring, as you rightfully should be by now:

  • You can print posts! I have it set right now so it will not make you print pictures (because they’re huge, I know), just the text. The “print this” link is at the bottom of each post.
  • You can email posts! This feature is so cool, only because, wow, developers are so smaht. I mean, you’d think I did all this fancy stuff, but nope, I just uploaded some file and now we’re all high-tech with the emailing. The “email this” link is at the bottom of each post.
  • You can preview your comments before you leave them. As you type your comment in the comment box, a “live preview” will appear below your comment. Schwanky, eh? I find this one particularly fun, and have left assorted test comments on old posts that say “your mom.” But that doesn’t mean you should, okay?
  • You can see the last five comments left in the sidebar, below the big old ad. I love this because I know that every day people leave comments on very old posts, and I tend to respond within the comments, and now, should you want to hear an update to the Oreo conversation, for example, you can. Or, you can just look at me like I’m smoking crack to think that would be a “fun” thing to do. That’s fine too.
  • You can now bookmark individual posts to whatever hip and happening big-letters-on-a-vast-white-background social sharing site you kids are using these days. The “Bookmark” link appears at the end of each individual post. And look, it’s got Slashdot in there, too! I bet they’re really into crème patisserie recipes.
  • A new “Best of” section in the sidebar lists the five most popular posts on this site according to some algorithm that gave me bad math flashbacks. (I kid. I loved math, but I have forgotten it all.) I’m hoping this might be the most helpful for new readers, as when you have nearly 200 entries in a 10-month period, it’s hard for most people to know where to dig in.
  • There are newer, louder and more visible ads. What, mama needs some new tart pans! Yes, they make me cringe a little too, but the GoogleAds I had in their place previously were kinda eh, thus when my New Super Secret Superhero Ad Partners invited me into their fold a few weeks ago (and boy, I cannot wait to tell you that story), I couldn’t say no. I never say no to new tart pans.

not even funny

Oh, hi. You’re still here, reading? You deserve a cookie! Or a free-form fruit tart, which I promise is coming tomorrow. Until then, in my most favorite comments section yet, people are sharing their very first cookbook, and what they made from it. Come chime in with yours over there, and over here, if you have some suggestions about what would better your SK2.0 experience, let us know. And, most urgently, have a fantastic weekend.




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