Tuesday, October 31, 2006

the knosherati

cabbage knish

Alas, addressing latent marital discord was not really the reason we went to Forest Hills on Sunday. I mean, how boring would that have been? Though I had been saying for some time that I’d go out there and look around with my husband, it wasn’t until I read a proto-typical comment on Chowhound a couple weeks ago — something to the effect of “I can’t believe you even consider Yonah Schimmel’s knishes anything other than garbage. The best ones are actually from Knish Nosh in Forest Hills.” — that my interest in Queens was piqued. When Grub Street chimed in last week with yet another pock on Schimmel’s head, this time for having knishes “as bland as cotton and heavy as depleted uranium,” and lauded praise on Knish Nosh for their “flaky and delicate knishes” I knew it was finally time to take the E train past 3rd Avenue. To settle an argument, of course.

an artful slathering

Now, as we know, my experience at Yonah Schimmel’s was far from disappointing. That said, I was hungover and carbs? Check! Grease? Check! Excessive portion size? Check! One could argue the bar to please my palate was especially low that afternoon. But, there is room in my gullet for more than one knish love, and oh boy, I think I have found the next one.

along the boulevard of death

Knish Nosh’s knishes (three times fast, now!) are perfect. Absolutely perfect. Alex had the spinach, which struck the perfect balance of tasting green but not, shudder, like health food. I had the cabbage one and loved it; somehow, having soft leaves breaking up the mound of mashed potato made it less of a thud in the stomach. We didn’t try their famed pigs in blankets, or figure out what the heck a baked fries knish was, but I’ll assume it is a very good thing just the same. I did, however, do one thing I emphatically recommend you do not do while you are there, no matter how desperate the need may be at the time, which is to use their bathroom in the back. Um, that’s all we need to say about that.

guilty treat

Back when I lived in the Upper East Side, one of Alex and my favorite places to eat pizza was Nick’s. Their brick-oven style pizza rivals that of the more well-known places, and spares you the crowds and hurried attitudes. The original is in Forest Hills, and though we were too knish-knoshed to eat any more, we walked by it, only to be assaulted with the most fantastic bakery aroma. We couldn’t resist. Inside, the Bonelle Pastry Shop is tiny and old-school in the best of ways; it reminds me exactly of the simple bakery where I worked in high school, the kind of place that made the whole range of non-pretentious baked delights from bread to cupcakes and served them non-pretentiously (in other words, 1-2-3-4-recipe cupcakes with back-of-the-box-recipe icing were not $2.75 each). I rarely see bakeries like this anymore, or at least not in Manhattan. Alex and I split a coconut pecan bar cookie, something I am eager to recreate at home, and uh, I think I might know just the place to start.

pumpkin, acorn and butternut seeds

Last but not least, a pretty un-scary punkin. Though we bought two upstate a couple weeks ago, only one of them has been carved as a certain husband of mine is no fun, and only wants to eat the seeds. As for the innards, I clean and dry them, and toss them in a frying pan with a pat of butter and sea salt until they are brown and crispy. It works like a charm, and seems to take half the time of toasting them in the oven. The mix above is of pumpkin, butternut and acorn squash seeds.

Hoo!

hoo!

Nick’s Pizza
1814 2nd Avenue, Upper East Side, Manhattan
108-26 Ascan Ave., Forest Hills, Queens

Bonelle Pastry Shop
08-30 Ascan Avenue, Forest Hills, Queens

Knish Nosh
100-30 Queens Blvd. (67th Road), Forest Hills, Queens




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